modest and a tiny bit sexy

"What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers."
— "Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via knerdy)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.


sdzsafaripark:

Definitely Puppy Love for this Cheetah Cub


thefrogman:

[reddit]

thefrogman:

[reddit]


hesmuchmoreimportant:

Textpost Edits: Tenth Doctor edition


caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history


DONE. FINALLY.

DONE. FINALLY.


peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes


Anonymous asked: "What state do you live in ?"

flip5600:

Anxiety


sdzsafaripark:

5 CRAZY CUTE COATIS